Headache! " Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache! " As if to prove his point, the lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, but did nothing for his headache." Aspirin?" Apollo suggested. (he was the god of healing)" Nice cup og tea?" Hestia suggested" I could split your skull open, " offered Hephaestus, the blacksmith god" Hephaestus! " Hera cried. "Don't talk to your father that way! "" What?" Hephaestus demanded "Clearly he's got a problem in there. I could open up the hood and take a look. Might relieve the pressure. Besides, he's immortal. It won't kill him . Rick Riordan
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